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CATS DON'T FETCH
THE FUNNY FAST CARD GAME YOU PLAY WITH YOUR CAT

AVAILABLE NOW - ON ETSY
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Easy-to-play cat card game

 

Draw a card. Tempt your feline boss to do as instructed. Score points… if they feel like participating.

Perfect gift
 

An ideal present for cat lovers. Expect chaos, comedy, feline enrichment, and unexpected moments of bonding.

Tested on real cats
 

With mixed results…obviously.

 

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HOW IT WORKS

Cats Don’t Fetch is a simple card game for humans and their cats.

Pick a card

30 seconds to tempt your cat 

Score if they oblige

The real winner is always your cat.


MEET THE PLAYTESTERS

 
 
Say hello to the very unhelpful, extremely opinionated cats who “tested” every card.

May

 

A gentle shadow who follows us everywhere… including the bathroom. Favourite card: Follow Me.

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Chibi

 

Named after the Japanese word for tiny — and immediately grew enormous. Favourite card: Show Tummy.

Jimmy

 

Terrifying vampire teeth, heart of gold. Currently has more friends on the street than the rest of us combined. Favourite card: Play With Anything That Isn’t a Toy.

Nemu

 

Has an improbable number of toes and perhaps a few less brain cells. Nemu’s favourite Cats Don’t Fetch card: Head Rub.

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